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I know I’m two days late, but I’m giving up shopping for lent.

[Though, honestly, I didn’t shop the last two days anyways]

First day at a new school.

Definitively have one class.

Hopefully have a second.

Tomorrow I’m gonna try to crash two more.

Saw 3 coworkers, and about 10 people I hated from high school.

Dean may not be my favorite suitor for Rory, but he was an amazing first boyfriend. I wish I had a first boyfriend like him.

Can we erase Shane and Sam and pretend that Dean was my first boyfriend.

ATTENTION GUYS IN THE WORLD, IF YOU’RE ATTRACTIVE AND LIVE IN A 20 MILE RADIUS FROM MY HOUSE, BECOME DEAN AND LOVE ME.

A CUTE GUY CAME INTO WORK TODAY.

A cute, young, single guy came into work, without his mother or girlfriend.

He called me beautiful, shook my hand said that he should come in more often and asked me if I was single.

What did my ass say? “Not right now.”

What did I mean not right now. I am super single. I am super single and needing someone to fix that.

Psh. It’s like I want to be alone and pathetic for the rest of my life.

nobody is on and now i’m all sad and bored and i really want to go to the gym. i’m gonna go workout so that my abs and ass hurt when i wake up in the morning. actually i lie, i’m gonna clean my room. YES YOU ALL NEEDED TO KNOW.

i feel like i’m drunk the way i’m acting. but hey i can spell accurately, so i must not be drunk. 

guys guys guys.

Everytime I write that I think of AVPM. <3

ANYWAYSSS. 

I’ve been thinking two things. 

1. I might do a picture a day thing on here. Not a cool photograph of something cool, but like a picture of the mess I look like on every fucking day. Doubtful I’ll keep up with it, but I might start it :D

2. I might like diary in this thing. And have a tag “diary” where I can keep this like a… wait for it… DIARY. I know you didn’t see that coming.

What do you thinkkk?

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I slept for twelve hours.

it’s like i’m waiting for you to break up with me and i get to hear about you fucking new people.

i hate my uterus.

So I got my Frederick’s of Hollywood order in the mail.

A white bra and and black bra.

But I meant to get a nude and a black.

And I got it on sale, so I hope they’ll just let me switch them out without having to pay the difference.

can’t wait for the morning so I can watch PLL and then resume tumbling.

hicox:

guys it’s finally 2012 holy shit think of all the movies coming out this year.

NO. Thinking about the movies that are coming out this year makes me sad. Sure Hunger Games is exciting, but it just reminds me that Harry Potter isn’t coming out this year.

(Source: hobbitbutt, via bananastands)

I have a slutty outfit [okay 3] picked out for tonight. Even though I’m probably doing nothingggg.

I have three friends:

One won’t answer my text messages—at all. Even though she is home for winter break and claimed to want to see me.

The next complains she has barely any friends but never seems to have a free night for me.

The last says she wants to hang out. I say tell me when. She says how about this weekend. I say sure whenever. She says let me see if I can make it to where you live this weekend. And then she never makes it to where I live.

The few acquaintances I made during my first semester of college live far away and dorm, or are frat boys who I don’t trust to be the only people at a party I know on a night like New Years. 
I just want to go out on New Years and have a board game and movie marathon. But it seems, as always, I won’t. I will have nothing going on in my life, other than work and communicating with my parents.  

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