Is it wrong that I’m insanely attracted to Christian Slater in Heathers?

But not until we realize he’s a sociopath.

proudhufflepuff:

mylittleaddictions:

What about deli boy?

No, be a girly girl and don’t add him, however, if you do decide to and he says that, you have to be like “What can I say I’m SOOOO obsessed with you.” Lots of sarcasm :D Well, have you creepily stalked his fb page yet?  

You should let Bonnie set up a date, at the very least it’s a free meal [hopefully, don’t you hate when bitches don’t pay on the first date?] 

well idk deli boy has only just started talking to me and idk. we did have pretty good banter. BUT idk. i left the conversation i was having with him to go talk to joe, who i was more excited to see.

omfg he would probably be like ‘you asshole’ hahah and yes i totally have creeped.

found out he watches on of my favorite shows and i just want to quote it around him but idk if hed get it hahaha

IDKKKK i hate dates.

especially of the blind variety..

not that ive ever had a blind date. but i already know

Maybe that made him jealous and now he’ll be like “Hey, I met you a while ago, and this is not that crazy, but here’s my number, fuck me maybe?”

Which show?

And hey, let me be the annoying white girl and say “YOLO” to the blind date thing.

(Source: quantum-lutece, via quantum-lutece)

proudhufflepuff:

mylittleaddictions:

SO YEAH. my life. is weird right now.

Awww, I’ve been rooting for deli boy. Liquor store boy, ehh? 

Have you seen what Bonnie’s brother looks like? He might be a winner, even if he is younger, you never know. 

Did you ever add any of these kids on facebook?

hahahah i did! hes super cute and six foot five. HES A GIANT.

I LOVE GIANTS

but yeah i havent met him…which is like. why i dont have my heart set on him.

and its like. liquor store boy is just so nice. and funny. hes such a goof. i really really like him

i could add liquor store boy since we’re sort of friends…but i feel like hed make it awkward. and be like ‘so howd you find my facebook ya stalker’

What about deli boy?

No, be a girly girl and don’t add him, however, if you do decide to and he says that, you have to be like “What can I say I’m SOOOO obsessed with you.” Lots of sarcasm :D Well, have you creepily stalked his fb page yet?  

You should let Bonnie set up a date, at the very least it’s a free meal [hopefully, don’t you hate when bitches don’t pay on the first date?] 

(Source: quantum-lutece, via quantum-lutece)

proudhufflepuff:

mylittleaddictions:

Off the internet. I think I haven’t been on in like 4 months maybe. I posted like random diary style entries a few times though.

I think I got really obsessed with a TV show or something and watched the whole series and then felt I missed too much to come back, and then like felt relieved about not spending 5 hours a day on here.

SOOOO. Now there’s multiple guys from work?!

ooooo well its always good to step away from the computer but i missed you!

ok yeah multiple guys. ill summarize by bullet points

• Liquor store boy: formerly the cook that i used to hate but then he was just too nice to hate and he really grew on me and hes a nice guy whose funny and sweet and idk i think he likes me but we’re both too shy to do anything about feelings
• Deli boy: guy i liked from afar ever since i started working there, but ive slowly stopped liking him due to Liquor store boy
• Sample boy: hes weird…he tries to talk to me but he only talks about flies and demands cookies. fuck him bro.
• Bonnies brother: the cake decorator at work keeps talking about setting me up with her cute brother who is tall and a year younger than me. shes getting more and more excited about this but nothings happened yet.

SO YEAH. my life. is weird right now.

Awww, I’ve been rooting for deli boy. Liquor store boy, ehh? 

Have you seen what Bonnie’s brother looks like? He might be a winner, even if he is younger, you never know. 

Did you ever add any of these kids on facebook?

(Source: quantum-lutece, via quantum-lutece)

proudhufflepuff:

mylittleaddictions:

proudhufflepuff:

mylittleaddictions replied to your post: valdezing replied to your post: uh. so. both deli…

You needed to have said “that’s not all I can make really good.” and then jump his ass. [Well, jump his penis…]

omfg im thinking that wouldnt be so great since it happened at work….

#SEXUAL HARRISMENT is the best kinda harassment.  

BAAHHAHA

omfg

i missed talking to you tooo

where were you?

i havent been on as much as before because…well video games tbqh hahah

Off the internet. I think I haven’t been on in like 4 months maybe. I posted like random diary style entries a few times though.

I think I got really obsessed with a TV show or something and watched the whole series and then felt I missed too much to come back, and then like felt relieved about not spending 5 hours a day on here.

SOOOO. Now there’s multiple guys from work?!

(Source: quantum-lutece, via quantum-lutece)

proudhufflepuff:

mylittleaddictions replied to your post: valdezing replied to your post: uh. so. both deli…

You needed to have said “that’s not all I can make really good.” and then jump his ass. [Well, jump his penis…]

omfg im thinking that wouldnt be so great since it happened at work….

#SEXUAL HARRISMENT is the best kinda harassment.  

(Source: quantum-lutece)

I’m scared. I’m scared because it could happen with you. Out of all the people I’ve known, you’re the only one I could see it happening with. Okay, that is a lie, but it is almost true. You’re the only one in years. I’m just not ready.

Don’t you wonder why I shoot you down so suddenly? It is simply because I know I could slip up and let it happen.

I don’t want it to. I want it to. 

I’m not sure what I want. We need to talk, but I’m not ready to talk about it. So instead, I gush about other people. I make it seem like what it is, it is not. 

I lie to myself. I lie to you. I lie about lying. 

It won’t happen.

I’ll just fade away.

if you’re horny and you know it, clap your hands.

I haven’t been on in months.

I want to come back, but I don’t want to rely on tumblr like I did.

To be honest, I was on here an unhealthy amount of time.

And nobody noticed my absence.